A Little Cup of Cyanide

Tim Burton was an animation designer for Family Dog, an episode of Amazing Stories. It's a little bit retarded, but it's cute... ish. I find it amusing that Tim Burton was involved in the only animated episode ever aired.



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I'm assuming everyone has heard about this Chris Crocker guy. If not, where the hell have you been, and oh how I envy you. If you've been online at all since the VMA awards or watched the news, you've had to have at least heard his name. He's the almighty famous one that posted the completely unoriginal and ridiculously over-dramatic video where he basically screams at the top of his lungs for about two minutes telling people to leave Britney Spears alone while wiping nonexistent tears from his eyes. This is what I like to call an attention whore. He makes this video that he knows will cause an adverse effect on people so they'll leave him flames about how gay he is. Any attention is good attention to an attention whore. When people give him comments, even mean ones, or post video responses mocking him, it's only egging him on because he knows people are paying attention to him. And giving him his own TV show is just saying "It's okay, go ahead and be as obnoxious as you want, we'll support you're immature actions." I also consider writing a blog post admonishing him giving him unneeded attention. Normally I wouldn't be encouraging people to act like total retards to get attention, but I'm writing this post hoping that I can help stop him from getting his own show. Watch this video:



Rate and leave a comment. I hope this video makes these idiots giving the even bigger idiot his own show realize what a stupid mistake they're making. It probably won't, but it's worth a shot. If enough people let the company know that nobody wants to see him on TV, let alone on YouTube, maybe they'll reconsider their offer. I personally think there are a lot of people out there who are actually interesting that deserve to get noticed. It's just not fair that this idiot puts up one video that causes a buzz and suddenly he gets his own show. I admit, life is rarely fair. But still, sometimes you have to put up a fight to show that you're not just sitting back and taking everything that happens in life. I seriously encourage you to go to this video and add a comment and rate, then if you have your own site or blog, add it there as well. Get as many people as possible to see this video, because I'm pretty sure there are very few people who actually want to see him on TV.

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So, I put a new video on YouTube. It was fun to make. Except the final fight scene, where I fell off the chair and rammed my toe into the cabinet behind me. It still hurts. Anyway, if you get the chance, you should check out my atrocious acting skills. And if you enjoy that, you’re in luck. I have a few other ideas I’ll be working on. If you don’t like it, you’re also in luck. It’s the internet! No one is forcing you to watch my uber retarded videos. Also, I might be uploading a copy of my soundtrack, which includes a few songs I had to cut for time issues. But here’s a link to the video if you want to see it. And if you’re super nice, you’ll leave a comment and pass it on to your bored friends. I’m on a mission here. I will that you don’t have to be an itsy bitsy pretty girl or a hot guy with emo bangs to become a YouTube star.

In other news, I might be psychic after all. The other day I was thinking about that commercial they had a few years ago, I think it was a low rise jeans commercial, or maybe Old Navy. I’m not sure. The one where the bellybuttons are singing I’m Coming Out. I love that commercial. Some people may have found the whole singing bellybutton thing disturbing, but I thought it was great. I wonder what ever happened to those commercials. They should start showing them again. Anyway, I went to Sheetz to get a Shmagel, and that song was playing there. I haven’t heard that song since those commercials and right after I think about it, BAM! Sheetz hits me with I’m Coming Out.

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Hey all. For anyone who didn't know, the video for Avenged Sevenfold's "Seize The Day" is out. But you probably already know that, right? If not, what mayonaise jar have you been living in??!

Well, for those of you who haven't seen it yet, go watch it now. It's a pretty awesome video.