A Little Cup of Cyanide

First off, I just have to say I have an awesome new layout ready to put up. Just as soon as I remember how I did it about two years ago. So yeah, it might be a while. And if anything looks way off in the meanwhile, that's me messing it up, probably beyond repair. Ignore it. I will be. Ignorance is sometimes good for blood pressure.

Now. I'm in a good mood. Like, Super Spectacular Dancing on the Ceiling good. If that was physically possibly. And if I wasn't terrified of heights. Only a few things could make me happy as I am right now. Moving to Florida or any equally hot place, winning the lottery, getting a Hershey's special dark chocolate bar, and the first new episode of Supernatural in. six. weeks. Narrow that down? I'm in Nowhere West Virginia where I almost fell on ice patches twice today, I only have enough money to do two loads of laundry, and sadly, no chocolate of any kind. Sigh. I'd even settle for a Milky Way.

If you’re not a total spoiler-phobe, you should check THIS out. Even if you have no idea what the hell I’m talking about. Do it. Now. I mean it. Does this sound funny to you?

Now, the name. Malleus Maleficarum. It keeps bugging me. Like I’ve heard it somewhere before. So, I looked it up, and found this site. Nifty. I would totally read it if I wasn't already procrastinating on reading Rameau's Nephew. Of course the site doesn't tell me where I've heard the word before. But then I saw the "witch hammer" thing, which just bugged me even more, because I KNOW I've heard that somewhere. So, I’m searching for god only knows what.

I ended up looking up The Crucible for some reason. It just reminded me of it, so I thought maybe looking it up would help me out or something. Of course, I kept looking up The Constable, because seriously? You really expect me to remember the name of a play I read in junior high? So I asked Jess. And I’m all, "There was this book, or maybe a play, where this girl is accused of witchcraft, but her friend was the one doing it, and there was something about a bluebird and dancing naked in the woods, and I think it was named after a bowl?" Yeah, the man is a genius. And, it didn’t help me any.

In conclusion, be prepared for me several page squee on the new episode on Thursday of Friday. It’s coming. It’ll probably be longer that this post, if the clips are anything to judge by. And, if anyone out there is super cool and could tell me how to do a cut? I’ll give you that Milky Way when I get it.